Cheese Rants Archives

At The Cheese Wanker, we are very passionate about cheese. So, you’ll have to forgive our occasional over-zealous cheese rants when it comes to etiquette and pronunciation. Looking for something a bit different? We’ve got separate archives for the following categories: Science, Lifestyle, Cheese Trivia and Cheese Stories.

Most Frequently Misused Cheese Terms

5 Most Frequently Misused Cheese Terms (Terminology Matters) 

Jonah KincaidOct 30, 20238 min read

Cheese lovers, buckle up! We’re diving deep into the world of cheese lingo, unravelling the mysteries behind those terms that often leave us scratching our heads. Whether you’re a cheese…

The Polarising World of Processed Cheeses

The Polarising World of Processed Cheeses (FDA Definitions) 

Jonah KincaidSep 28, 20238 min read

In the diverse realm of cheese, there’s room for both purists who appreciate artisanal varieties and those who value convenience. Processed cheeses, though often frowned upon, offer a unique blend…

Does Chipotle Use Real Cheese (Burritos & Other Menu Items)

Does Chipotle Use Real Cheese? (Burritos & Other Menu Items) 

Jonah KincaidSep 15, 20236 min read

When it comes to enjoying a delicious meal at Chipotle Mexican Grill, one of the questions that frequently crosses the minds of cheese lovers is, “Does Chipotle use real cheese?”. In…

Composting Cheese Guide for Eco-Conscious Cheese Lovers

Composting Cheese: Guide for Eco-Conscious Cheese Lovers 

Jonah KincaidSep 14, 20235 min read

Composting has become a cornerstone of sustainable living, offering an eco-friendly way to reduce waste and nourish our gardens. One item that often raises questions is cheese. Can cheese be composted…

15 Better Terms Than “Sharp” To Describe The Flavour Of Cheese

15 Better Terms Than “Sharp” To Describe The Flavour Of Cheese 

Jonah KincaidSep 14, 202311 min read

Cheese enthusiasts and connoisseurs often revel in its diverse and complex flavours. Yet, there is a pervasive but misleading term used to describe the flavour of cheese – “sharp”. In…

The Art of Serving Cheese at Room Temperature

Why You Should Serve Cheese at Room Temperature 

Jonah KincaidAug 11, 20234 min read

As a true connoisseur of the finest cheeses, you understand that indulging in this culinary delight requires more than just a casual toss onto a plate. Picture this: a Camembert…

Young man with stubble eating Easy Cheese straight from the can with "real cheese or not" overlaid

Is Mondelēz’s Easy Cheese Real Cheese or Not?

Jonah KincaidJul 30, 20235 min read

Ah, the world of cheese, where aromas and flavours blend like a delightful symphony. But amidst this orchestra of genuine cheeses, there exists a quirky character – Mondelēz’s Easy Cheese!…

Kraft Singles Feature Image - real cheese or not?

Are Kraft Singles Real Cheese or Not?

Jonah KincaidJun 2, 20234 min read

Welcome, cheese enthusiasts, to the enigmatic realm of processed cheese! In this blog post, we embark on a quest to unravel the truth about a controversial figure in the cheese…

String Cheese Feature Image

Is String Cheese Real Cheese or Not?

Jonah KincaidMay 3, 20234 min read

There are few guilty pleasures that hit the spot the way String Cheese does. But what is this delicious stringy food? In this post, we’ll take a deep dive into…

How To Cut Cheese

How To Cut Cheese For Serving (10 Different Types)

Jonah KincaidApr 28, 20237 min read

As a veteran cheese lover, I can confidently say that proper cheese cutting is a skill that is often overlooked. But it is key to fully enjoying the flavours and…

Cheese Definition Test

What Is Cheese? (Official Cheese Definition Test)

Jonah KincaidApr 15, 20234 min read

Cheese is a beloved food that has been enjoyed for centuries around the world. From Brie to Cheddar through Stilton, there are countless varieties of cheese to suit every taste…

Velveeta Feature Image

Is Velveeta Real Cheese or Not?

Jonah KincaidApr 3, 20234 min read

If you’re a cheese lover, you may have heard of Velveeta, a popular cheese product that’s been around since the early 1900s. But is it real cheese, or is it…

Real Cheese or not Laughing Cow

Is The Laughing Cow (La Vache Qui Rit) Real Cheese or Not?

Jonah KincaidMar 29, 20233 min read

If you’re a cheese lover, you’ve probably heard of The Laughing Cow (La Vache Qui Rit). But have you ever wondered whether this famous spread is real cheese or not?…

How You Should Store Your Cheese (Complete Guide)

How You Should Store Your Cheese (Ultimate Guide)

Jonah KincaidMar 27, 202311 min read

Storing cheese properly is crucial to preserve its flavour, texture and quality. Cheese is a perishable food item that can easily spoil if not stored correctly. In this blog post,…

Is this real cheese Brunost

Is Brunost Real Cheese or Not?

Jonah KincaidMar 24, 20233 min read

There has been some debate among cheese enthusiasts over whether Norway’s Brunost can truly be classified as a cheese. This debate stems from its production process and the ingredients used.…

Grilled Cheese vs Melt

Grilled Cheese Vs Melt: America’s Biggest Sandwich Debate

Jonah KincaidMar 15, 20234 min read

When it comes to American sandwiches, two of the most popular options are grilled cheese and melts. While the two sandwiches may appear similar at first glance, they are actually…

America's Most Popular Commercial Cheeses

10 Most Popular Commercial American Cheeses

Jonah KincaidMar 10, 202310 min read

When it comes to American cheese, most people think of the processed slices commonly found in fast food burgers and grilled cheese sandwiches. However, the United States has a rich…

D'Affinois Cheese on a plate with bag of money

How Much d’Affinois Cheese Costs

Jonah KincaidJan 26, 20233 min read

When it comes to gateways to artisanal cheese, you can’t really beat France’s Fromager d’Affinois. While this soft white mould cheese is positioned as an upmarket artisanal cheese in some…

Fromager d'Affinois

Fromager d’Affinois: The Impact of Ultrafiltration on Cheese

Jonah KincaidJan 25, 20238 min read

If you live in the USA or Australia, there is no doubt that you have come across Fromager d’Affinois. Indeed, this decadent soft cheese is one of the most common…

Swirls of yellow and grey in soft cheese L'Immanente

13 Most Colourful Cheeses In The World

Jonah KincaidDec 21, 20229 min read

Because we all eat with our eyes, the appearance of our food is key to the degustation experience. And of course, this extends to cheese. In this post, we will guide…

Can You Eat Cheese Rinds (23 Popular World Cheeses)

Can You Eat Cheese Rinds? (23 Popular Cheese Examples)

Jonah KincaidDec 7, 202213 min read

One of the most common questions I get asked by cheese lovers is “can you eat cheese rinds?”. To answer this question, let’s start by having a look at the…

Offset Smoker In Winter - The Mountain Kitchen

Top 15 Tips For Smoking Cheese

Jonah KincaidDec 6, 20228 min read

If you’ve landed on this page, then you must be as passionate as I am about smoked foods. But the conditions required for smoking cheese are very different to smoking…

Cheez Whiz Feature Image

Is Cheez Whiz Real Cheese or Not?

Jonah KincaidSep 23, 20224 min read

Philly Cheesesteak. Corn Dog. Nachos. What do they all have in common? Cheez Whiz of course. But what is Cheez Whiz? Read on to learn about this hugely popular American…

Artisanal Cheese on shelves

Artisanal Cheese: Why It’s So Special

Jonah KincaidAug 9, 20224 min read

I’m sure you’ve heard the term artisanal cheese thrown around quite a bit. But have you ever wondered what the term actually means? Read on to learn about artisanal cheese.…

Does McDonald’s Use Real Cheese In Their Burgers

Does McDonald’s Use Real Cheese? (Big Mac® & Other Burgers)

Jonah KincaidAug 8, 20228 min read

When it comes to fast food, one name that has become synonymous with quick, delicious bites is McDonald’s. Among their many iconic offerings, the “cheese” used in their burgers has…

String Cheese vs Mozzarella

String Cheese vs Mozzarella: Origin, Production & Examples

Jonah KincaidApr 6, 20225 min read

String cheese is the ultimate midnight snack. I’m sure you’ve indulged before. But do you know what’s the difference between string cheese and Mozzarella? Read on to learn about how…

Board of cold charcuterie meats with olives and gherkins

What Does Charcuterie Mean? (Origin, Pronunciation & Examples)

Jonah KincaidMar 29, 20225 min read

In only a few years, charcuterie has remarkably become of one the most misused words in the food industry. I’m sure you’ve all encountered it, but do you actually know…

Slices of Stilton blue cheese

What Happened To Raw Milk Stilton?

Jonah KincaidFeb 21, 20223 min read

Undoubtedly, Stilton is one of the most famous and loved blue cheeses from anywhere in the world. But did you know that the Stilton we enjoy today is actually quite…

Benefits of Raw Milk Cheese

Raw Milk Cheese: Tradition & Identity

Jonah KincaidDec 24, 20217 min read

If you take any interest in artisanal cheese, you’ve no doubt heard a cheese monger or fellow cheese wanker harp on about how raw milk cheese is the best. But,…

Can You Freeze Cheese (What Freezing Does To Texture, Flavour & Aroma)

Can You Freeze Cheese? (Effect On Texture, Flavour & Aroma) 

Jonah KincaidDec 23, 202117 min read

Cheese often finds itself at the centre of a dilemma. Can you freeze cheese without sacrificing its taste and texture? In this blog post, we embark on a journey through…

Close up The Cheese Wanker logo on bag

Why The Cheese Wanker?

Jonah KincaidDec 21, 20213 min read

If I got a penny for every time someone told me that The Cheese Wanker is a rude name, I would not have to sell cheese merch to make a…

10 Life-Changing Facts About Cheese

10 Life-Changing Facts About Cheese

Jonah KincaidSep 29, 20217 min read

Without a doubt, cheese is one of the world’s most popular foods. But there is so much misinformation about cheese on the internet and in the media. Read on to…

Why You Should Buy Cheese From A Monger

7 Reasons Why You Should Buy Cheese From A Monger

Jonah KincaidAug 14, 20214 min read

Cheese is awesome. But where you get your cheese from has a significant impact on the quality of your cheese experience. Read on for my 7 reasons why you should…

cheesus holding the 10 commandments of cheese

The 10 Commandments of Cheese

Jonah KincaidAug 2, 20215 min read

The 10 Commandments of Cheese are a set of 10 rules you have to abide by if you want to live a righteous turophile life. Read on to find out…

Why You Should Grate Your Own Cheese

5 Reasons Why You Should Grate Your Own Cheese

Jonah KincaidJul 28, 20213 min read

How good is grated cheese! However, pre-shredded cheese in a packet will not give you the amazing stretchy texture and scrumptious flavour that you seek. Read on for my 5…

Why You Shouldn’t Drink Red Wine With Brie

Why You Shouldn’t Drink Red Wine With Brie

Jonah KincaidJul 25, 20212 min read

Just because people have been doing it for centuries doesn’t make it right. Read on to find out why you shouldn’t drink red wine with Brie. SEE ALSO: What’s the…

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